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Waste of Cyber Space

Thanks to the Internet, an infinite number of monkeys
have finally been given an infinite number of typewriters.

"One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
Who is Zen? I never met Zen. What is he like? Where does he live?

Get a job

Just for Kids: Where does bacon come from?

Live simply, so others can simply live

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
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Use it up, Wear it out, Eat it all

Don't be afraid to dream; for out of such fragile things come miracles.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper
The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Statistics means never having to say you're certain

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but
I cherish the friend who for me does not consult the calendar.

Making a living is not the same thing as making a life.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Prisoners of War never have a nice day

Neither do abused women

Neither do the women in Afganistan

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If it wasn't for half of the people in this country, the other half would be all of them.

Give me liberty or give me something of equal or lesser value from your glossy 32-page catalog.

There are many very good therapists that can help you with your need to control what other people do

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

An open letter to John Ashcroft

If we don't broaden our horizons, we will only limit ourselves.
A Western Union internal memo in 1876 stated [This "telephone" has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us] and the highest officials at IBM once thought that there would be a market for perhaps as many as 12 computers in the world someday.

You are my Best Friend

My Alma Mater

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